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A message to my beloved Kara

averypottermormon:

also known as waitwhatmoo

I’m so glad I got to meet you today, for however briefly. You have a beautiful smile and a heart that could give life to an entire world. You are amazing, and whenever you don’t remember that I hope you think back to this post.

I love you

I was so glad to meet you too! I was so excited, and happy to meet you, thank you so much for the hug!

love you too!

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Things said at a party.

me: I’ve decided that I will have a goat, a llama or alpaca, and a couple of sheep.

C: They’re sort of noisy.

Me: I’ll just put them by the chickens and the peacocks.

Muse: It’s good you don’t want neighbors.

Moose: He’s just jealous of [Muse].

Muse: I broke up Artist’s marriage that way.

Me: True story.

Moose: But we all agree that was for the best. 

Me: I need you to screw something.

Muse: *bites lip*

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averypottermormon:

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averypottermormon:

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ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO HAS ENTERED THIS GIVEAWAY:

I AM CHANGING THE RULES AND RE-VAMPING PART OF IT, AS WELL AS CHANGING THE DEADLINE.  EDITS ARE BOLDED.

The link to the edited fantasy giveaway is hereIt has also been changed.

In any case, here we go!

The rules:

  • you must be following me (this is a giveaway for my followers, so duh)
  • you must enter your URL here
  • you may enter your URL as many times as you like
  • you may like and reblog as many times as you like
  • you must have your inbox open to win
  • don’t be stupid
  • don’t be mean
  • generally don’t be a douche
  • the giveaway ends at midnight MST on June 6th, 2014

The things:

Supernatural:

  • Dean’s Samulet from here
  • Leather braid pentagram bracelet from here
  • Set of 10 pins from here
  • Sam, Dean, or Cas pillow from here
  • 'My “People Skills” are “Rusty”' t-shirt in your size and color from here

Doctor Who:

  • TARDIS slippers in your size from here
  • "Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey" t-shirt in your size and color from here
  • "Guns don’t kill people Steven Moffat kills people" bumper sticker from here
  • Wibbly Wobbly mug from here
  • Gallifreyan pocket watch necklace from here
  • Glow-in-the-dark police box keychain from here

Sherlock:

  • "I Don’t Shave for Sherlock Holmes" t-shirt in your size and color from here
  • Choice of 4 character pins from here
  • Sherlock and John bookmark set from here
  • Watson and Holmes rings in your sizes from here
  • Moriarty crown quote mug from here

The winners:

  • must have their inbox open
  • will be selected randomly
  • will be notified via inbox
  • can be international

First place: choose any 10 of the things above
Second place: choose any 5 of the things above
Third place: choose any 3 of the things above

Additional things:

1.  Entering one giveaway does NOT enter you into the other giveaway.  I’m not setting you up to fail here.

1a.  You CAN enter both.  That’s the whole point.

2.  Entering your URL into the form is for FIRST PLACE ONLY.  I will be using a random number generator to select first place, and first place only.

2a.  Second and third places will be determined by reblogs, likes, general determination and dedication, and messages regarding the giveaway sent to me that are legitimate questions. Any questions can be directed to my inbox.

3. I will be adding things as this gains notes.

3a. When this post reaches ten thousand notes, I will get the second place winner a book of their choice, up to $25 before shipping and handling.

3b. When this post reaches twenty-five thousand notes, I will get the second place winner anything else they want, fandom related or not, from a website of their choice.  The price limit on this additional item is $30.

3c. When this post reaches fifty thousand notes, I will get the third place winner a book of their choice, up to $25 before shipping and handling.

That is all.

More edits, bolded.

Just so you know, this doesn’t end until June.  It does NOT end on Friday.  Keep going guys! :)

This giveaway is going until June 6th because 6 is my favorite number

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averypottermormon:

averypottermormon:

averypottermormon:

averypottermormon:

ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO HAS ENTERED THIS GIVEAWAY:

I AM CHANGING THE RULES AND RE-VAMPING PART OF IT, AS WELL AS CHANGING THE DEADLINE.  EDITS ARE BOLDED.

The link to the edited Superwholock giveaway is here.  It has also been changed.

In any case, here we go!

The rules:

  • you must be following me (this is a giveaway for my followers, so duh)
  • you must enter your URL here
  • you may enter your URL as many times as you like (THIS IS ONLY FOR FIRST PLACE)
  • you may like and reblog as many times as you like
  • you must have your inbox open to win
  • don’t be stupid
  • don’t be mean
  • generally don’t be a douche
  • the giveaway ends at midnight MST on June 6th, 2014

The things:

Game of Thrones:

  • Set of 7 sigil pins from here
  • Hand of the King necklace from here
  • Ceramic steins (pick one) from here

The Hobbit:

  • Misty Mountains poster from here
  • Hobbit door locket from here
  • Feather bookmark with Shire charm from here
  • Thorin and company mug from here
  • Four character pins of your choice from here

Merlin:

  • Set of 4 pins from here
  • Arthur and Merlin bookmark set from here
  • Merlin pillow from here

Lord of the Rings:

  • Arwen Evenstar’s necklace from here
  • Tolkien quote necklace from here
  • Elvish script pin from here
  • Leaf brooch keychain from here
  • Eye of Sauron pocket watch necklace from here
  • PO-TA-TOES poster from here

The winners:

  • must have their inbox open
  • will be selected randomly
  • will be notified via inbox
  • can be international

First place: choose any 10 of the things above
Second place: choose any 5 of the things above
Third place: choose any 3 of the things above

Additional things:

1.  Entering one giveaway does NOT enter you into the other giveaway.  I’m not setting you up to fail here.

1a.  You CAN enter both.  That’s the whole point.

2.  Entering your URL into the form is for FIRST PLACE ONLY.  I will be using a random number generator to select first place, and first place only.

2a.  Second and third places will be determined by reblogs, likes, general determination and dedication, and messages regarding the giveaway sent to me that are legitimate questions. Any questions can be directed to my inbox.

3. I will be adding things as this gains notes.

3a. When this post reaches ten thousand notes, I will get the second place winner a book of their choice, up to $25 before shipping and handling.

3b. When this post reaches twenty-five thousand notes, I will get the second place winner anything else they want, fandom related or not, from a website of their choice.  The price limit on this additional item is $30.

3c. When this post reaches fifty thousand notes, I will get the third place winner a book of their choice, up to $25 before shipping and handling.

That is all.

More edits, bolded.

This giveaway is not done yet!  It’s going until June!  Keep reblogging!

This goes until June 6th at midnight because 6 is my favorite number

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62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.

1. Tony is not allowed to replace the entire contents of the cafeteria with pop-tarts just because Thor has declared it the ‘food of the gods.’
2. Natasha is not allowed to interrogate new S.H.I.E.L.D. employees and dispose of the ones she deems unworthy.
3. Clint is not allowed to continue insisting that is the final step of the interview process to terrified new hires.
4. Tony is not allowed to broadcast sing-along songs into the Hulk-cage, no matter amusing he finds teaching Hulk “Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around”
5. Clint is not allowed to put the security feed of the Hulk’s Teddy Bear dance on Youtube.
6. Bruce is not allowed to hack into personnel files to look up blackmail material on Director Fury.
7. Tony is not allowed to insist that he’s already done so and that Fury’s middle name is Rainbow Sprinkles…. Because it isn’t.
8. Thor is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever.
9. Steve is not allowed to address any female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents as ‘little lady,’ ‘broad,’ or ‘dame.’ It only ends in getting slapped.
10. Agent Coulson’s name isn’t “Mom.”
11. Director Fury should never again be addressed as “Dad”
12. Agent Hill is not the Avenger’s wicked stepmother.
13. Clint is not allowed to lurk in the shadowy rafters spying on people, unless specifically instructed to do so for an official S.H.I.E.L.D. sanctioned mission.
14. ‘Operation Irritate the Fuck Out of Nick Fury’ is not an official mission, no matter what Tony or Natasha say to the contrary.
15. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.
16. Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.
17. There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.
18. Thor and Hulk will wait to fight until after the battle is over.
19. Tony Stark is not God’s gift to women.
20. The Avengers do not need matching uniforms.
21. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to have a contest to see who can make a bigger “boom” in the lab.
22. Thor is not allowed to join in and make the biggest boom with his hammer.
23. The Avengers will not be celebrating Steve’s 94th birthday.
24. The laboratory is not Tony and Bruce’s ‘Super Secret Genius Clubhouse.’ They are not allowed to bar entry to employees based on IQ test results.
25. The Avengers are not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
26. Iron Man is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
27. Tony Stark is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
28. Thor is not allowed to ‘bring down the wrath of Odinson’ on the person who ate the last package of pop-tarts.
29. Pants are not optional at team meetings.
30. ‘Pepper said it was okay’ is not a good enough reason to defy a director order from command.
31. The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.
32. MC Hammer did not write Thor a theme song.
33. Gumby is not the love child of Bruce Banner and Reed Richards.
34. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.
35. Blasting ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ at top volume into Bruce’s room on loop overnight is not an effective way to suppress the Hulk.
36. Hawkeye is not sitting in the rafters waiting to pick off people playing Galaga on their computer during work hours.
37. Tony is not allowed to bribe Natasha and Clint to physically, emotionally or psychologically torture General Ross for being ‘a great big douchebucket’ and ‘being mean to Brucie-kins.’
38. Steve is ‘Captain America’ not ‘Captain New York and those 49 other, lesser states.’
39. ‘Hulk SMASH!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy.
40. Tony is not allowed to buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn to apologize for lighting Steve’s hair on fire.
41. The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.
42. It is not funny to dare Bruce to drink three quarts of green food coloring before a urine test.
43. Steve is not to be introduced as ‘Captain Tightpants’ or ‘The All-American Virgin.’
44. The Avengers do not ‘charge into battle, naked like the Celts.’ Except for The Hulk. Sometimes.
45. Natasha’s glare is not in fact fatal. Tony is not allowed to continue implying that it is.
46. Tony is not allowed to convince Bruce to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.
47. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow the American government, just because they didn’t like the results from the last election.
48. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow any government, without checking in with S.H.I.E.L.D. first.
49. Clint is not allowed to sell Thor any ‘magic beans.’
50. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to try to sell Tony to another planet, even if they are promised really cool new weapons in exchange.
51. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go to any science conferences without a chaperone.
52. A robot Tony built does not count as a chaperone.
53. Nikola Tesla is not a vampire being held in the bowels of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.
54. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go searching for him in the name of Science!
55. Clint’s super-power is not ‘being super-annoying.’
56. The following words and phrases are never to be uttered over communication devices during an active mission ever again:
“Exploring sexuality,” “Necrophilia,” “It’s getting hot in herr, so take off all your clothes,” “I hate everyone on this mission and I wish they’d die in a fire,” “Nick Fury can go suck on a big bag of sausages,” references to Bruce’s giant stash of weed, mention of anyone’s erection, or “Shawarma.”
57. If it makes Tony giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.
58. If it makes Natasha crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.
59. Thor taking Jane to see Asgard does not count as an alien abduction. Clint should stop referring to it as such.
60. Just because Bruce agreed to work in Tony’s lab, does not mean he needs to get a “Property of Stark Industries” tattoo.
61. Tony is not allowed to design a robot to draw said tattoo on Bruce when he falls asleep in the lab.
62. Post-mission reports to Director Fury should not start out ‘So let me explain…’

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